1. itsliketheyknowus:

    "My child never responds to the nasal aspirator like a panicked feral animal. Deep down in her baby brain she knows that Mommy is trying to help. I enjoy sucking snot out of her face."

    Picture submitted by Tina Farhana Amjad


  2. pomegranateandivy:



    Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

    Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

    Stave off those winter and fall colds!

    Reblogging to remind myself to pin it.

    (Source: , via fatbodypolitics)


  3. kissabookworm:

    me: I’ll just read a few pages. I’m pretty sure I can control myself.

    few hours and 1 book later: huh



    (via living400lbs)


  4. chickenyaoi:

    America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you


    (via fatnutritionist)

  5. There’s a happy little mountain right thereeeee

    (Source: sallizzle, via farrensquare)

  6. the-bitch-goddess-success:




    Warning to all women using the OkCupid dating site/app; if you are matched with this guy DO NOT CONTACT HIM. He has raped two girls and assaulted several, and is known to stalk, harass, and abuse. Police have been notified but no charges were ever filed. Long story short he got away with it every time. If he shows up on your feed, do not answer his messages and please report him. He is extremely dangerous. Be careful. Please reblog to try and keep women safe.

    This is really serious. He is the most disgusting and vile human being I have ever come in contact with. He is extremely dangerous and knows how to use his “charm” to his advantage. Please spread this around (especially if you know me in real life since he from my area). You could literally save someone’s life.

    holy shit

    nihilinitio just FYI

    (via sleepydumpling)


  7. shakethecobwebs:

    people will always call out people for saying “fuck skinny bitches” but when the diet commercial comes on, when the fat jokes are being made, when conversations about how fat people are detriments to society are underway, when a size 6 expects her size 26 friend to go with…

  8. labrownrecluse:





    I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.


    Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.


    its William Catner

    (Source: beppski, via fatbodypolitics)

  9. animatedamerican:



    Cats in piles

    Wildly stacked cats

    Kitten piles are best piles.

    Kitty cuddle puddles.

    (via fatnutritionist)

  10. amazighprincex:

    [Image: a series of tweets by justified agitator (@Awkward_Duck) on August 19, 2014.

    1:23 AM: We literally laid in someone’s backyard for what seemed like an eternity while tanks rolled down the streets #Ferguson

    1:26 AM: I’m live tweeting because there’s a media blackout. #Ferguson

    1:33 AM: I’m so shaken. They’re literally just rolling around throwing tear gas into neighborhoods-not aggressive crowds. #Ferguson

    1:34 AM: I was pouring milk over one guys eyes when they came back around and threw another at us. #Ferguson

    1:51 AM: Let me repeat, THEY ARE GASSING NEIGHBORHOODS not crowds of protestors.There was only a few of us walking. there is no curfew, so why?]

    I just… can’t words.

    (via redshirtknitting)


  11. amaditalks:

    This is something that’s been churning around in my mind.

    Our brains fill in “facts” that are not actually facts but inferences that we have drawn from the context of a given situation. It’s how we know, as an example, if someone is angry at the person that they’re with or if they are in danger…

  12. fatnutritionist:

    how u like me now

    Hubba hubba

  13. bilt2tumble:







    Crow: CROW YES!

    It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

    science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

    Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

    Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:


    Lmfaooooo assholes

    That GIF doe-
    Dog; What are you doing?
    Crow; Beach Volleyball. U see that wicked spike?
    Dog: … Whateve.
    Crow; *Yeah, that’s it… Look away…* Lol, CHUMP!

    Reblogging for the hilarious gif OMG dying

    (Source: yinqors, via sleepydumpling)


  14. vixyish:






    Aries: really fucking arrogant
    Taurus: bossy as fuck
    Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
    Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
    Leo: talks way too much
    Virgo: overanalyzes…

    Me (Taurus): perfectly spot on


  15. Day 218: Still available

    Day 218: Still available

    I said goodbye to 3 more beautiful yarns today but there are lots of lovelies still available:


    If you’re interested, please check out my Instagram for details and read the info under the photo with the text “Sale Terms”.

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