1. labrownrecluse:

    thegeek531:

    thepurpleglass:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    cheskamouse:

    I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

    MAXIMUM CAT

    Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

    CATTING INTENSIFIES

    its William Catner

    (Source: beppski, via fatbodypolitics)

     
  2. animatedamerican:

    hangontothevine:

    ydrill:

    Cats in piles

    Wildly stacked cats

    Kitten piles are best piles.

    Kitty cuddle puddles.

    (via fatnutritionist)

     
  3. amazighprincex:

    [Image: a series of tweets by justified agitator (@Awkward_Duck) on August 19, 2014.

    1:23 AM: We literally laid in someone’s backyard for what seemed like an eternity while tanks rolled down the streets #Ferguson

    1:26 AM: I’m live tweeting because there’s a media blackout. #Ferguson

    1:33 AM: I’m so shaken. They’re literally just rolling around throwing tear gas into neighborhoods-not aggressive crowds. #Ferguson

    1:34 AM: I was pouring milk over one guys eyes when they came back around and threw another at us. #Ferguson

    1:51 AM: Let me repeat, THEY ARE GASSING NEIGHBORHOODS not crowds of protestors.There was only a few of us walking. there is no curfew, so why?]

    I just… can’t words.

    (via redshirtknitting)

     

  4. amaditalks:

    This is something that’s been churning around in my mind.

    Our brains fill in “facts” that are not actually facts but inferences that we have drawn from the context of a given situation. It’s how we know, as an example, if someone is angry at the person that they’re with or if they are in danger…

     
  5. fatnutritionist:

    how u like me now

    Hubba hubba

     
  6. bilt2tumble:

    the-goddamazon:

    pardonmewhileipanic:

    red3blog:

    pardonmewhileipanic:

    notcuddles:

    nesft:

    Crow: CROW YES!

    It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

    science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

    Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

    Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

    THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

    Lmfaooooo assholes

    That GIF doe-
    Dog; What are you doing?
    Crow; Beach Volleyball. U see that wicked spike?
    Dog: … Whateve.
    Crow; *Yeah, that’s it… Look away…* Lol, CHUMP!

    Reblogging for the hilarious gif OMG dying

    (Source: yinqors, via sleepydumpling)

     

  7. vixyish:

    blue-author:

    soradiesinkh3:

    nymphamortem:

    thebigblackwolfe:

    fabulink:

    Aries: really fucking arrogant
    Taurus: bossy as fuck
    Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
    Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
    Leo: talks way too much
    Virgo: overanalyzes…

    Me (Taurus): perfectly spot on

     

  8. Day 218: Still available

    Day 218: Still available

    I said goodbye to 3 more beautiful yarns today but there are lots of lovelies still available:

    Stillavailable2

    If you’re interested, please check out my Instagram for details and read the info under the photo with the text “Sale Terms”.

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  9. Day 217: Destash sale continues!

    Day 217: Destash sale continues!

    My destash sale got off to a pretty good start! I said goodbye to 6 pieces:

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    But I still have some lovely yarns left, including all of the Yarn Pirate:

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    And even a couple of Wollmeise skeins. Check out my Instagram to get yours.

    and

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  10. becausebirds:

    Toucan discovers a traffic cam. x

    LOLZ!

    (via kissingunderspiderwebs)

     
  11. Day 216: Sale Starts tomorrow!

    I’ve been getting ready y’all! My destash sale on Instagram starts tomorrow at noon. Wollmeise, Yarn Pirate, and others. Come check it out!

     
  12. Day 214: Destashing!

    I honestly don’t know if there’s anyone out there reading this blog any more but I figured this was as good a place as any to put this out there.

     
  13. http://saki.sachishiba.com
    http://saki.sachishiba.com

    This is exactly what I needed tonight.

    (Source: saki.sachishiba.com, via sleepydumpling)

     
  14. pardonmewhileipanic:

    bethosaurus:

    bead-bead:

    dixie-chicken:

    ambelies:

    aquarion:

    aquarion:

    morkaischosen:

    medea-and-morticia:

    discardedfamily:

    keepmegoingbaby:

    fencehopping:

    Boxer crabs are badass because they pick up handfuls clawfuls of stinging sea anemones and use them as weapons.

    I thought that was a cheerleader crab

    Waitaminutewaitaminute- what you’re telling me is that when that crab gets threatened, it picks up another organism laying nearby/minding it’s own business and then proceeds to use said innocent bystander to beat up whatever was threatening it?

    someone please find a picture of this crab and put “I’ll beat a motherfucker with another mother fucker” on it in captions. Do it please I am not good with edits.

    I am now singing “I will beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker” to the tune of Llama Llama Duck.

    I will beat a motherfucker

    with another motherfucker

    'til the motherfucker fucking fucked the motherfuck.

    Motherfucker, Motherfucker,

    Do not fuck with motherfuckers,

    Who have other motherfuckers, with to fuck you back.

    I once saw a spider

    He was not a dove.

    using other creatures like some fucking pompom gloves.

    Beating motherfuckers,

    He looked very pleased.

    And with spider friends like that

    Who needs anemones?

    Did you see that motherfucker punch a fucker with a fucker?

    I will beat a motherfucker

    with a motherfuck.

     

    Once a motherfucker fucked with

    twice the motherfucker and he

    found the motherfucker was a motherfucking… duck.

    By Popular Demand:

    Oh sweet Jesus, I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. omg.

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLICK THE TINY GRAY BOX, SOME GUY WITH A FETCHING ACCENT ACTUALLY SANG IT

    That is “I Am The Very Model Of A Motherfucking General” level singing.

    JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD

    SCREAMING

    This is the post I joined tumblr for.

    (via sleepydumpling)

     

  15. Please help me prove a point. Reblog this if you love Christopher Eccleston’s Doctor.